delicious, decadent even

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
womenfearmeobjectswantme
mioxenoblade

Imagine having a robot girl laying down on a bed or table, arms and legs restrained so she doesn't accidentally get in your way, and you work down the side of her body opening her chasis, telling her you're going to just do some basic maintenance - when actually you're going to slowly tease and torture her. What happens if I unplug this? What happens if I touch this moving piece? When she starts to laugh, or moan, or beg, you can just unplug the speaker in her - removing her ability to make noise. And then you slowly, but intimately start unhooking entire limbs, leaving her completely defenseless to your onslaught. And you keep prodding and probing until it's just too much and she overheats into a shut down.

And when she wakes up shes completely put back together with a little "good job!" star sticker stuck to her.

womenfearmeobjectswantme

this sounds great but i like to hear my objects moan

transpidered
transpidered

i want to own a puppysub who gets a little too excited for me sometimes and climbs on top to kiss and bite and scratch me, i'd let him have his fun while i tell him what a perfect boy he is, how good he makes me feel, until i grab his sides to pull him on the mattress with me and he fights it, so caught up that he doesn't want to submit yet, and it turns into us rolling around pinning each other down, sucking hickeys all over, biting, pulling, shoving, humping, leaving us both completely marked up and desperate, eventually we're so exhausted that we collapse together, lazily rubbing each others cocks and making out

nsfw
bogleech
bogleech

they should breed

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I’ve learned over the years that the chode bananas don’t set off any allergic sensitivity in my mouth and they can also stay ripe for days and days even sometimes after the peel looks blackened, there’s just no reason to buy the regular non chode bananas. chode bananas.

bogleech

Ok listen I literally started writing a different post saying “they should breed even smaller fatter bananas” and it was like, a serious statement, I just thought they’d be cute little round bananas, but then my ADHD said “that’s called a chode” and I got so hung up on that I changed the tone of the post and forgot I left the words “they should breed” 😰😰😰